Oct 11, 2015

google street view of the Great Lord Koolo's Leak Castle

 

Dec 22, 2018

She beat it bro. Had to lose half of her lung to do it, but she's alive and trying to recover.

 

Apr 2, 2017

my doggy

 

Jul 9, 2016

im against whatever the f--- this is

 

Jun 19, 2015

How would no one do this? Only 200 years ago we were hanging women who could spell because we thought they were witches. Take me back 3000 years and no one can k--- me?? You could make up any story you want. Say you're gods cousin and he sent you here to have sex with every women...but no fattys. Imagine the look on someone's face from 3000 years ago if I made them a sandwich or a burger...they'd think I was god

 

Sep 29, 2015

Nah, it's Spanish. I was born in Peru but came over to the states like 2 weeks after I turned 6. I was in ESL classes myself, didn't know a bit of English and now people can't even tell its not my native tongue. Im extremely thankful for the classes too, idk where'd I'd be had the public school system not offered them. My parents sure as h--- wouldn't have been able to afford it back then. I wanna pay back the favor in a way, help the kids that are in the same position I was once in. Adults too, I've worked a few jobs now and theres always these dudes who are smart and hard workers, but get seen as ignorant just because they don't speak English. I'm always just like, "wow, if you spoke English you could probably be a plumber, or do your own thing". As opposed to having to work for other dudes who cash off of them. Lol idk, I kinda just want to make a difference I guess.

 

Sep 1, 2015

I am all for real feminists and true feminism as I believe everybody should be treated as equals. The early feminist movements & even this Third Wave have allowed me to be the independent woman I am.

Unfortunately, a lot of the 'Third Wave Feminists' give a bad name to feminism as a philosophy that promotes equality and make me annoyed at my own sex sometimes for being so blind and unfair. The popularity of the concept 'I'm pro woman, the media is evil and makes us dislike ourselves for not being the hollywood standard of beauty', focus so heavily on the feminist aspect they forget that men undergo the exact same pressures, almost to the point of turning the fight AGAINST men rather than uniting as equal human beings against a warped shallow media. They seem to take a stance that is more anti-men than pro-women and act as if only women have a standard to live up to, that only women can be insecure as a result of these images of 'perfection' pushed in their face that create a false standard.

The feminists taking that view is beginning to make me more pro-equal-men and anti-feminist-woman for dividing focus from the true source of the problem.

 

Jun 11, 2017

a monk once told me, if you need to ask, then part of you already knows the answer

if you cant humble her, then at least let her go and admit defeat...falling down isnt the end, but being ignorant to the fact you fell down is delusional

 

Jul 21, 2016

saying that all cops are bad because of a few people being mistreated by them is the exact same thing as saying all blacks are bad because of a few rotten apples in the bunch.

 

Jun 12, 2016

D - Demonstrate Value
E - Engage Physically
N - Nurture Dependence
N - Neglect Emotionally
I - Inspire Hope
S - Separate Entirely

 

Nov 23, 2015

so when i was in like.. 2nd or 3rd grade, this girl had this badass a bug's life keychain



i had been wanting one and never got it... and i really f---ing wanted it cause i had a bugs life backpack
so when i saw she had one... i decided it had to be mine

so one day everyone is heading for the door to leave for recess and i think I'm sly and kinda wait at my desk..everyone exits the classroom and i remember i hit the floor and belly crawled toward her desk and made it under her desk... so I'm sitting under her desk feeling around for her backpack and i find the keychain and take that s---.. i go over to my desk and put it in my backpack (at this point I'm in the classroom alone, lights are off and the door is closed) so i think i just succeeded and walk toward the door.. i open the door and step outside and the entire class is just lined up waiting for me

i guess the teacher knew i was still in there and was making the class wait for me before leaving.. no worries, i said i had to tie my shoes or something and no one 2nd guessed it

fast forward to the end of the day... everyone is packing up their stuff to go home and the girl literally starts screaming "i lost my keychain, someone took my keychain" and was flipping her s---... now... i've never stolen anything before and i very clearly remember this keychain being the first thing i ever stole and in my head i must have just gotten caught cause my face said "oh f---" and literally like 5 seconds into the girl screaming about her stolen property, the teacher turns around and looks directly at me

needless to say, i got caught and this probably explains why i think stealing is bad.. my first attempt was a huge flop

 

Aug 19, 2015

Yeah my wife was pissed

 

Aug 1, 2016

Nah, I think it's weird and if you tried to kiss me I'd bad rep you in front of everyone

 

Jul 22, 2017

the sickest I've ever been in my life is when I read the post directly above mine

 

Sep 12, 2022

Go back in time to redirect the stingray that killed Steve Irwin. Let both live out their lives without conflict

 

Dec 1, 2015

Uncircumcised d----s are so cute. They're like cute turtles that make you c-m

 

Nov 21, 2018

Lol yall are ridiculous

 

Nov 14, 2016

What a s-----y post

 

Aug 9, 2016

Rappers have been investigated for saying a lot less.

 

Jul 9, 2016

You make love