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  1. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 25, 2017
    @Mano @Jay Zeus

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  2. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 25, 2017
    I'm on the f---ing floor send an ambulance

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  3. lil uzi vert stan
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    lil uzi vert stan

    Nov 9, 2016
    so... i won that one too. You remain a Canadian nerd who got ran off a message board bc you were embarrassed about your writings/opinions (which -- rly strangely -- include punishing people for smoking pot! its 2016)

    you're done. bend over im horny
     
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  4. Mano
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    Mano

    Aug 30, 2016
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  5. Mano
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    Mano

    Jan 23, 2015
    What are you guys pointing at?
     
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  6. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Sep 28, 2015
    I think it's a low move. If you are in a relationship and want to f--- somebody else then dont be a selfish a------ and string someone, who cares for you, along because you are an a------. Not only will the other person be deeply hurt and possibly develop trust issues but you are wasting their time.

    That is a choice two people in a relationship make together, not one doing something behind the others back, completely different story =)

    You are coming off looking like scum yourself by some of your comments tbh. No body should cheat, end of, it's not worse if one sex does it over the other.

    Out of curiosity, did your LDR girlfriend end up cheating?
     
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  7. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Aug 30, 2016
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  8. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Feb 26, 2015
    oh man now everything I'm seeing is White

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  9. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 28, 2017
    More people have kneeled in front of him than the flag
     
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  10. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 2, 2017
    Not sure if you wanna pursue, but a safe way to do it might be:

    1. Talk to her at work casually, try to slip some flirting in. If she reacts well to you and you guys are positive then:
    2. Add on instagram and like 2 of her photos
    3. If she likes any photo back, immediately or just the next one you post then you're at least on the radar (I know this is a dumb meme, but nope, it's actually a good predictor)
    4. DM her a meme that is relevant to a conversation you had at work. Make sure it's funny enough that she'll laugh, and relevant enough that it's non-threatening.
    5. Get in to a short convo with her about it, transition it to "hey do you wanna chill sometime?" and get the number as soon as she says yes.

    It's pretty much fool proof because if you're patient in jumping to steps, you come off as a pretty comfortable situation for her. Make sure you guys have a decent relationship as co-workers before moving to step 2. Make sure she likes a photo of yours before DMing her. And don't go for the "let's chill" unless the convo following the meme goes well.

    This has never failed me, but it's really about the timing.
     
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  11. Apoogies
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    Apoogies wuu2?

    May 30, 2015
    I was gonna make an oral sex joke but they s--- :kanyebeautiful:
     
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  12. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Sep 28, 2016
    Married almost 3 years, been together 7 years total
     
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  13. Mano
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    Mano

    Aug 30, 2016
    Imagine getting upset cause he decides to protest in the most peaceful way possible
     
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  14. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 1, 2015
     
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  15. Nori
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    Location: The Pink

    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Jul 14, 2015
    First day off in 10 days and I asked out a girl I don't really like just because I was horny. I rubbed one off and realized I'd much rather stay home and play PS4 with @Sahara @Skippy and @Final :wow2:


    I cancelled on her lol
     
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  16. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 21, 2016
    My actual job is a property manager at a couple RV storage spots, but it's pretty hype because it's administrative work which I can do whenever I want, as long as everything is done by the deadlines.

    I'm also working with my dad right now, we just spent the last 4 weeks doing 90 hours a week to beast through the set up his new dry cleaners and opened last monday. Doing some of the finishing work like advertising, signage, alarm systems etc for the next two weeks and then I'ma enjoy what's left of the summer til school starts in September.

    Going to law school, prob will be a lawyer unless an NHL or NBA team hires me as a scout or some s---.
     
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  17. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Jul 31, 2015
    Biggest L I can think of was getting back together with a girl who cheated on me...as you can guess, she cheated on me again. My 19-year-old dumb-a---...
     
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  18. Kon
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    Kon

    Jun 9, 2015
    If we're gonna promote to gay guys, can we at least reach out to some hot lesbos too?
     
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  19. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Apr 2, 2015
    April Fools was yesterday.
     
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