May 15, 2017

Because no one wants to see that

 

Nov 16, 2015

let's see shall we

 

Apr 2, 2015

What do you guys think about have sex in a woman? Personally I think it's cool and good. Just my two cents

 

Oct 8, 2015

Kinda sorta
I was on break from college staying with my mom and my room was next to hers. And I had gotten so used to living by myself I had to go for it even though I wasn't home alone. It was like 2am and I got so into it my headboard started moving a bit and then I hear my mom come in my room asking if I was okay cos she heard a noise. And there I am in the dark with my hands down my pants, casually talking to my mom and I told her no I was just coughing and that's why the headboard moved. Then she offered to bring me cough medicine and I had to decline bc I was scared she was gunna turn the light on

 

Oct 1, 2015

i cant even imagine being a vulture for a living this must be a really unfulfilling line of work

 

Jun 9, 2016

Got my n----s in Algeria, and they goin gorillas

 

Feb 1, 2017

No s--- you fat spastic let us have some fun for once

 

Dec 20, 2016

One time I was at a gas station and there was a group of young minorities in front of my car. As I was walking in the store, I thought about hitting the lock button on my keys but decided against it because if they heard the horn it might appear that I was being racist. I walk in the store and get my s---, come out and they all took off running with some of the tools I had in my car. Long story short I hopped in the car, chased them down, and got my a--- beat with my own tools.

Moral of the story is don't let white guilt trump common sense.

 

Dec 6, 2016

 

May 25, 2016

this is absolute amateur hour, and a lot of ppl are embarrassing themselves by siding with trump. honestly, i hate editorializing, but if you support trump, you should rly be disenfranchised. the founders were rightly nervous about empowering the people too much..

 

May 15, 2016

 

Aug 4, 2015

 

Jul 29, 2016

here's the duck pond in my back yard you know it's funny we call it the duck pond but I originally had it installed for the geese

 

Apr 3, 2017

idk m8

look pretty *** to me

 

Apr 5, 2016