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  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Oct 17, 2022
    I just turn off the beard filter.
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 6, 2021
    Bro f--- krs
     
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  3. lil uzi vert stan
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    Apr 17, 2015
    Can this drop the pretense and segway back into @TimmyT's preferred method of solicitation?
     
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  4. Trackz
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    Trackz BARCODE

    Mar 30, 2015
    In my earlier years in the Air Force, we have what we call pissmates, because we only have to share a bathroom. I didn't always lock my bathroom door, but after this incident I never forgot.

    One time I came home from work, I noticed a light was on and I could hear my microwave on as I started to open my door.

    I saw a shadowy figure in my room which ended up being my pissmate and I almost knocked his head smooth off because I thought he was an intruder. Me and my pissmate were not cool enough where he can just go in my room without my knowledge.

    He said he was in my room because he needed to use my microwave to heat up a day old whopper with no cheese. I told him that will be the last whopper you ever eat if you ever come in my room without my permission again.
     
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  5. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Dec 3, 2018
    tiny brain: the world would be better off without the USA
    galaxy brain: the world would be better off without civilization
     
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  6. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Oct 14, 2017
    i'm f---in hollering
     
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  7. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Sep 25, 2016
    d--- ! that's explain why ur avi is in b&w
     
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  8. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Aug 17, 2016

    your picture
     
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  9. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Mar 21, 2016
     
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  10. NothinButNetanyahu
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    Feb 17, 2016
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Nick
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    Nick (;

    Oct 4, 2015
    Me and my friend used to hump pillows....:em55:
     
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  12. Johnny Guitar
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    May 11, 2018
    People who are slow as f--- and inconsiderate in places like shopping malls or a supermarket.
    I usually already know what I need, so I go in and get everything I need and people walk really slow, blocking my path.
    Some people might stop to have a f---ing conversation in the middle of the store:
    "Hey! Long time no see, how are the kids?"
    MOVE OUT OF THE f---ing WAY, I need those avocados, b----. Don't stop to have a conversation in the middle of the f---ing fruit aisle, f---!

    Sorry, this happened to me today, so I am still a little upset by it.
    :wow5:
     
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  13. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Sep 27, 2017
    i bet hollywood happy they can make a movie now
     
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  14. Sp00ky
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    Sp00ky SectionEighty's Friendly Robot

    May 22, 2017
    protect ariana at all costs
     
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  15. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Nov 9, 2016
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  16. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Oct 12, 2016
    Your a s--- c----
     
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  17. NothinButNetanyahu
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    Jun 13, 2016
    hope lil waynes ok
     
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  18. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Jun 2, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 21, 2021
    Wtf why didn't travis scott stop this?
     
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  20. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Jun 2, 2021
    I didn't pay $12 for this NAV mask just to throw it away after COVID
     
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