Oct 8, 2015

I just don't want you to look back at your life when you reach your 30s and feel disappointed at all the young p---- you missed out on that you'll never get again. It's a big decision with dire consequences. A wise homeless man I knew who drank his own piss once told me "Old p---- will always be there, but young p---- won't"

 

May 28, 2015

 

Aug 1, 2021

I know for a fact it exists. 100% beyond a shadow of the doubt have lived through it.

 

Nov 20, 2017

I shaved mine when Eminem grew his.

 

Apr 24, 2017

I got you beat boys

 

Dec 11, 2016

I've seen all types of rejections.

I proposed to a girl, and she said no.

I've asked several chicks out, even got nude pics from some of them and STILL got rejected in the end.

I hooked up with a chick several times, and thought we should be in a relationship, and got rejected for that. She only wanted the D (This wasn't a complete rejection since I smashed, but from my perspective it was).

You win some, you lose some.

I will say the one thing that helped me get over it all was working on ME. Focusing on me and improving on myself made all the rejection i've seen not even matter.

 

Oct 21, 2016

Not sure if real fight

 

Oct 19, 2016

reminder that you should tune in because it's unlikely we'll ever see as catastrophically unqualified a candidate again in our lifetimes

 

Oct 1, 2016

Listen, stop trying to be somebody else. Don't try to be someone else. Be yourself and know that that's good enough. Don't try to be someone else. Don't try to be like someone else, don't try to act like someone else, be yourself. Be secure with yourself. Rely and trust upon your own decisions. On your own beliefs. You understand the things that I've taught you. Not to drink alcohol, not to use drugs. Don't use that cocaine or marijuana because that stuff is highly addictive. When people become weed-heads they become sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned. Sluggish, lazy, stupid and unconcerned. That's all marijuana does to you, okay? This is MCR. Unless you're taking it under doctor's - umm- control. Then it's regulated. Do not smoke marijuana, do not consume alcohol, do not get in the car with someone who is inebriated
This is MCR, call me, bye

 

Jun 23, 2016

i mean if you thought there will be zero shootings in the next 200 years cuz of gun control, your r-----ed and should be checked ... the point is to minimize it

 

Oct 2, 2021

I also added that I would bad rep them so they take it more seriously

 

Mar 20, 2018

Obviously video games

 

Jan 10, 2017

We call that a "Reverse Narsh" in the forum business

 

Dec 10, 2016

Order them dominos and tell dominos to spell out "I know what you're doing" in pepperoni and see what happens

 

Nov 26, 2016

hopefully he dies next

 

Oct 29, 2016

Yeah, my friends will never understand the biochemical rush of shitposting about Eminem.

 

Sep 21, 2016

d---.. this really made me think...

 

May 15, 2016

 

Aug 23, 2015

One of the funniest people I know is a female. Meet more b------s.

 

Jun 8, 2015

Death is like before you were born. There is no relief in it. Only nothingness. No matter how much pain you feel, it's not worth it to be nonexistent. Depression is treatable. It can be fixed. Go check yourself into inpatient care. Get some help.