Best Posts: What animals are you afraid of?

  1. Ripper Roo
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    May 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
    I heard having a small d-ck can protect you due to having a smaller hole than the fish can get through. @Justin Trudeau should be safe as he’s said before he has a micropenis.
     
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  2. Michael Myers
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    May 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM
    If you are of course.

    I always f---ing hate it when I'm outside on a terrace and wasps are constantly showing up. Some people keep saying 'if you just sit still they won't do anything' but to me thats fake news and I want them to f--- off right away.

    It can really ruin a nice afternoon in summer for me lol. Afraid might be a strong word but still
     
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  3. Omar Little
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    Omar Little A man's got to have a code

    May 22, 2026 at 4:50 PM
    Pitbulls, especially the "mr. worldwide" types
     
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  4. Ripper Roo
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    May 23, 2026 at 11:35 AM
    These shoebill birds are pretty scary tbh
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  5. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Balls deep in Katy!

    May 23, 2026 at 10:34 AM
    Im absolutely terrified of birds, any type of bird really. I dunno why I just find them so disgusting, pigeons, seagulls and like bigger birds especially
     
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  6. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Balls deep in Katy!

    May 23, 2026 at 10:31 AM
    You got what you got my friend
     
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  7. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    May 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
    Marsh and nothing comes close
     
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  8. Ripper Roo
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    May 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
    I’m not afraid of them but I do hate spiders and wasps. When it comes to spiders, I just hate when they crawl on me without my permission. Wasps are just annoying little pieces of s--- that have no point of existing other than stinging MFers for no reason.
     
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    May 24, 2026 at 1:03 AM
    Straight out of Jurassic park
     
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    May 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
    Probably wild mice or rats
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
    Those little fish that swim up your penis in the amazon
     
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  12. Omar Little
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    Omar Little A man's got to have a code

    May 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
    Nah, bees are the ones that leave you alone if you don't bother them, wasps and bumblebees on the other hand, don't give a f---, they want all the smoke
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 2:19 PM
    What can I say. I’m a walking, talking contradiction.
     
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    May 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
    You hate spiders but love Spider-Man. Man I get it tho. He the goat
     
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