What animals are you afraid of?

Started by Michael Myers, May 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Michael Myers
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    May 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM
    If you are of course.

    I always f---ing hate it when I'm outside on a terrace and wasps are constantly showing up. Some people keep saying 'if you just sit still they won't do anything' but to me thats fake news and I want them to f--- off right away.

    It can really ruin a nice afternoon in summer for me lol. Afraid might be a strong word but still
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
    I’m not afraid of them but I do hate spiders and wasps. When it comes to spiders, I just hate when they crawl on me without my permission. Wasps are just annoying little pieces of s--- that have no point of existing other than stinging MFers for no reason.
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
    Giraffe’s
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    May 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
    You hate spiders but love Spider-Man. Man I get it tho. He the goat
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 2:19 PM
    What can I say. I’m a walking, talking contradiction.
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
    Me too. Think about it. How can someone be Slim and Shady? To cast a shadow would mean you are big. Makes zero sense. But I got a whole generation brainwashed to it
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
    Marsh and nothing comes close
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 4:50 PM
    Pitbulls, especially the "mr. worldwide" types
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
    Nah, bees are the ones that leave you alone if you don't bother them, wasps and bumblebees on the other hand, don't give a f---, they want all the smoke
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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    May 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM
    Exactly what I always tell people. Especially later in summer they are aggressive as f--- looking for food (not that I blame them) and they definitely sting lol
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
    Zorras
     
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    I'm a beast
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 10:24 PM
    You a p----
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    May 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
    Those little fish that swim up your penis in the amazon
     
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    May 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
    I heard having a small d-ck can protect you due to having a smaller hole than the fish can get through. @Justin Trudeau should be safe as he’s said before he has a micropenis.
     
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    May 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
    That’s why I tell Gen Z to wear protection
     
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    Cause I got one
     
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    May 23, 2026 at 10:31 AM
    You got what you got my friend
     
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    May 23, 2026 at 10:34 AM
    Im absolutely terrified of birds, any type of bird really. I dunno why I just find them so disgusting, pigeons, seagulls and like bigger birds especially
     
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