Jul 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM Drunk idiots will be blowing their hands off with fireworks though.That's a July 4th tradition. They'll also be bbq-ing drunk. One or more of them somewhere will drown and need to be resuscitated That's about it.
Jul 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM I stop caring long ago. Haven’t lit a firecracker in ages, ironic cuz I grew up on wick
Jul 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM (for our international friends: WIC is a Michigan thing - state assistance for Women, Infants, and Children. Also known as Welfare, the dole.)
Jul 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM I did like the smell of those little black pellet things that burned into black curly turd-snakes. And sparklers. Sparklers were cool. The big exploding loud stuff always just scared me
Jul 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM Had my own fireworks display weeks ago and doing the same now. Spending thousands and thousands on the best fireworks I can get. Really fun parties with great fireworks and great, grilled food
Jul 7, 2026 at 12:44 PM Don't forget Yeah we support trannies Yeah we marry our cousins Yeah we have the most serial killers Yeah we're very racist
Jul 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM I read a bio on him before. Was shocked that he had like hundreds of kids corpse under his house or something like that. Crazy stuff.
Jul 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM That is horrifying. Think of the smell I wouldn’t even be able to sleep on the same block where something like that had happened, I’d be freaked out. Wonder what the neighbors thought when he was caught.
