Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

    8.4%
  2. (Early) 2026

    22.4%
  3. Takes a while

    54.2%
  4. Never, retired

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  1. Carol Sturka
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    Jul 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
    He's just pretending because
    you're thho thenthitive
     
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  2. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Jul 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
    That’s why they call me slim. I’m thin, but push comes to shove and I lift a midget. I don’t need a gym, 50Cent my twin. I get that friend with benefits package. No h---, I promise. I still wanna punch Ben and hit that Jlo chick
     
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  3. Carol Sturka
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    Jul 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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  4. albumdrill
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    albumdrill Feed me rappers or feed me twinks

    Jul 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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  5. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Jul 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
    This was me btw
     
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  6. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Jul 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
    I pray for the day that someone who spits with the caliber that Nas and Jay does
    Opens up his jaw to say somethin' or rattle my name off or rattle the first thing from the top of his brain off
    So I can blow the f---ing dust off of this chainsaw
    And give him the surgery that he came for
    'Til I pull the paint off, I never been shot
    But I think me and Fifty must've been cut from the same cloth
    :lebcry:
     
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  7. Big Monkey
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    Jul 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
    Still catching up on my hate mail itt..
    Lilfoot is way off the mark as usual. That's clearly not my style.

    Then again, the closest this bumbling f--- has come to the truth lately is when that 129012092 character disappeared for a while and lilfoot got so close to facing the likely reality that it was a g-- dude / trans all along, telling himself "let her go man, it was just a troll, it was just a troll" LOL.

    He'd gotten so attached, and now that it's back and more flamboyant than ever he doesn't know what to believe. Bro, it doesn't matter if it's a catfish. He/they/it likes you. You still got it, stud LOLL.
     
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  8. Carol Sturka
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    Jul 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
    OH, missed opportunity

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  9. albumdrill
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    albumdrill Feed me rappers or feed me twinks

    Jul 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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  10. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Jul 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
    Some days I sit, starin' out the window
    Watchin' this world pass me by
    Sometimes I think, there's nothin' to live for
    I almost break down and cry
    Sometimes I think I'm crazy
    Im CRAZY, OH SO CRAZY!!
     
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  11. Justin Trudeau
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    Justin Trudeau Balls deep in Katy!

    Jul 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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  12. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jul 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
    Lmaoo I just now noticed @Carol Sturka used to be the poster with the numbers. I either forgot or never knew. Thought it was a new poster.
     
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  13. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
    Shut the f--- up you little gimp. Ur a virgin who still lives with his parents who doesn't leave his computer. Ur a gimp irl who'd get slapped all across the street. You'd be screaming pls stop plsss because ur a f---ing p----. Now s--- the f--- up and get banned.
     
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  14. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jul 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
    Oh myers is loving this until his name is called. Great moderating as usual.
     
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  15. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jul 14, 2026 at 5:34 AM
    What

    It's a bit too early for alcohol bro
     
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  16. Zooberdee
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    Zooberdee Banned

    Jul 14, 2026 at 6:01 AM
    Did you hear about Justin Trudeau having to go to therapy to get over a break up lol? Dudes gf was “long distance” and was getting f----- all over her town while he was working nights and tallying up scores in the album review thread :’(

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  17. Zooberdee
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    Zooberdee Banned

    Jul 14, 2026 at 6:02 AM
    It’s just some old weird a--- crazy cat lady that looks like a white Whoopie Goldberg. Can literally smell her through the screen
     
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  18. Carol Sturka
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    Jul 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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  19. Michael Myers
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    Jul 14, 2026 at 8:35 AM
    I'll try Carol
     
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  20. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Jul 14, 2026 at 8:44 AM
    This Britta Wars ain’t the same without Supsuck
     
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